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Wear Your Values. Not a Bumper Sticker.
Premium tees made in the USA. 10% of every purchase supports a cause you choose.
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Clean Air Is Not a Policy Position.
Designs that start conversations, not arguments.
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Ringspun cotton. Made in the USA. Impact tracked on a public ledger.
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Seven Designs. Five Issues. One Movement.
Democracy, climate, healthcare, accountability, and equality.
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My Body, My Mailbox.
Updated protest. Wry, not angry. Elegant typography on premium blanks.
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Still Counting
Clean Air Is Not a Policy Position
My Body, My Mailbox
Oversight Is Patriotic
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We Were Already Great
Not Disposable
Still Counting
Clean Air Is Not a Policy Position
My Body, My Mailbox
Oversight Is Patriotic
Covered
We Were Already Great
Not Disposable
THE MANIFESTO
We exist in the gap between cheap merch and overpriced streetwear. Premium quality. Real impact. No bumper sticker energy.
Designs that start conversations, not arguments. Made in the USA on premium ringspun cotton. 10% from every purchase goes to a cause you choose — tracked on a public ledger.
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The SmartAss Difference
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Ringspun Cotton, Made in the USA
Every tee is knit, sewn, and printed in the USA. 6.5 oz ringspun cotton with a soft hand feel that gets better with every wash.
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At checkout, pick where your impact goes: voting rights, climate action, or healthcare access. 10% from every purchase.
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Every dollar is tracked on our public transparency ledger. No empty promises, no greenwashing.
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